simplish

Funes-Gallanzi, M. (n.d.). English translation tool: New internet "translation" tool brings scientific know-how closer to foreign students. Global Study Magazine. http://www.globalstudymagazine.com/site/articles/453/. Accessed 11-09.

Describes the frustration of using translation tools in general, but also the use of simplish (http://www.simplish.org), which will translate all articles into a simple version of English. (???)

This brings up an interesting possibility, obviously; this is one that I haven't explored.